Dunya buri hosakti he,
AAP NAHI
.
Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
.
Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
.
Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI
Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..
Arz kya hai:
Jalay to aag kehtay hain,
Bujhay to Khaak kehtay hain,
Aap ke paas jis cheez ki kami hai,
Us he ko to Dimaagh kehtay hain.
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
you are Ultimate
you are Lovely
you are Likable
you are Unique
In short ...... you are ULLU !!!
Yar network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
the smaller the cheaper!
congrats you can make free calls! lolz
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Ek baat Kahu...
Kisi ko chaho to Bepanah chaho...
bhale hi wo tumko na mile...
par agar use koi aur chahe koi aur pyar kre..
to use tumhari bhi yaad aa jaye.. :')
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
Koi ek din select karen:
1. Sunday,
2. Monday
3. Tuesday,
4. Wednesday,
5. Thursday,
6. Friday,
7. Saturday.
Aur us din Naha liya karen pease. face-smile.png
Scientific Question for you..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
towards the EMPTY SPACE.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
two devils came in to my dreams.
they said we want to disturb some nice persons.
I suggest them your name.
they said we can't disturb our boss.
Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..
21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De,
Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar,
‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim,
‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur,
‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..
In me se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hthora
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.Raad
8.Danda
Or
apne sar pe zor se maro.
Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.