How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left.
Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k
insan pehele bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona
warna, aisa lgta he k
insan aaj b bandar he.
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
two devils came in to my dreams.
they said we want to disturb some nice persons.
I suggest them your name.
they said we can't disturb our boss.
1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,
If a Girl reject ur
proposal… Just say…
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Thanks…. u give me
chance to look a better
girl than
u…..
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Kasam se Aag lag jayegi…
Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..
21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...
Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..
Girl- kal mera birthday hai kya doge?
Boy- kya chahiye?
Girl- ring
Boy- theek hai ring dunga par receive mat karna balance kam hai..!!
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor
Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay,
K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay,
Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha…
Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor,
Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye… 😛
Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
Bindas ho ke Jeenay ka,
Tension nahi lenay ka!
Achay Sapnay dekhnay ka,
Mast Life guzarnay ka!
Jin Bhoot se nahi darney ka,
Bole to,
Shisha nahi Dekhney ka!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!