Sex Karne Ke Baad
Husband Bola:
Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!
Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge
chalega..??
बॉयज हॉस्टल के बाथरूम में लिखा थाआपका भविष्य आपके
हाथ में है.
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तो सोचो गर्ल्स हॉस्टल के बाथरूम में क्या लिखा होग.....
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अपने भविष्य मैं उंगली ना करे...
Bhayanak Haramipana:-
Teacher:- Rakesh ABCD bol.
Rakesh:- A E G H J L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher- B ,F , K,I , C D Kaha hai?
Rakesh - Dost k paas hai HD mein.
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis" and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Toilet song :-
In case of loose motion:
“ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk”
In case of Kabz :-
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”
In case of Gas Trouble :-
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai”
After coming out of toilet:
“juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”
anju chud gai manju chud gai chud gaya parmanand bhaiya jaldi se ghar aajao bhabhi ke nikal gaya lund......
Pappu: "Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?"
Mom: "Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale"
Pappu: "Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain"
बच्चा अपनी स्कूल मेम
से: मेम प्लीज
मेरे जूते के फीते बांध दो ।
मेरे हाथ मे चोट लगी है ।
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मेम: मै जानती हुं कि तू
बहुत कमीना है ।
तू मेरे दूध देखना चाहता है ।
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बच्चा: नही मेम कसम से
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इस बार सारी क्लास
आपकी गांङ देखना चाहती है।
Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God…O God'…
Do Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein Ek-Dusre Se
Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.
Pehli: Kal Mera First Time Tha.
Dusri: Oh Really, Kya Hua?
Pehli: Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere
Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar
Nikaala.
Dusri: Dheere Se Kyun?
Pehli: Unhone Bataya Tha, Pehle
Dheere-Dheere Karna Hai.
Dusri: Theek Hai, Phir? Pahli: Pehle 10
Minute Tak Aise Hi Kiya, Badi Mushkil
Hui Kaabu Karne Mein.
Dusri: Uske Baad Kya Hua?
Pahli: Phir Thoda Teji Se Liya, Phir Aur
Tej... Phir Aur Tez.
Dusri: Hmmmmmm Phir, Pihir Kya
Hua?
Pehli: Phir Jhatke Se Andar Leti Gayi,
Aur Jhatke Se Bahar Nikaalti Gayi.
Dusri: Oh My God.
Pehli: Saare Room Mein Aawaaz
Goonjne Lagi, Kaafi Der Tak Kiya, Teji
Se Lete Aur Bahar Nikaalte Hue Dard
Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Tha.
Dusri: Aage Bataaaa, Phir Kya Hua.
Pehli: Bas Yaar Mere Yoga Teacher
Ne Kaha Aise Hi Pranayaam Mein
Apne Saans Ko Kaabu Karo, Anand
Aayega.
Paneer Rs.300/-Kg.
PETROL Rs.73/-Ltr
Condoms Wahi,
Rs.15/ Mein 3Pcs.
Bhenchod Aakhir..
Sarkar Chahti kya Hai ?
Ladki ko KHILAO Mat
GHUMAO' Mat
Bassss
CHODDTE Raho.?
Teacher: explain responsibility.
Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.
Boy During Sex: Kyu na hum shadi kar lein,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken hai.
Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory ke Maalik banane ki koshish na karo.
Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni biwi ko piche se karne laga
Biwi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.
Santa-tumhe kaise pata.
Biwi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.
Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the to piche se kiya tha...........
Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell
Baja Raha Tha.
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein
Gusse Se Boli:
“Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi
Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo
Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai"
वाइफ कंप्यूटर पर काम करते हुए अपने पति से बोली
कोई अच्छा पासवर्ड बताना.?
पति : “लंड”.
वाइफ हंस-हंस कर कुर्सी से गिर पड़ी क्योंकि कंप्यूटर बोला
“आपका पासवर्ड छोटा है....
बस में औरत: भाईसाब मेरे बच्चे को थोडा डाटियें तो बहुत मस्ती कर रहा है |
कानपुरिया: गुटखा थुकते हुए..क्यो बे मादरचोद, बहुत मस्ती सूझ रही है; चुपचाप बैठ जा वरना मैया चोद देंगे तेरी…!!
औरत: भाईसाब रहने दो.. करने दो मस्ती.
Advise to all the girls...
Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies!!
And...
Do not play with smart boys u may get babies!!
A woman & her son were riding in a taxi.
All the prostitutes were standing at a bus stop.
Boy: Mom, what are these women doing here?
Mom: They are waiting for their husband.
Taxi driver: Why don't you tell himthe truth, that they are hookers & have sex with men for money.
Boy: Is that true Mom?
Mom: (Glaring hard at the driver) says, YES.
Kid asks: Mom, what happens to
the babies these women have?
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Mom: They become taxi drivers...!!!
बिकिनी एक ऐसी पोशाक है
जिसे पहनने वाली लड़की का 90% बदन नंगा रहता है, सिर्फ़ 10% बदन ढका रहता है।
मगर धन्य हैं लड़के कि वो नग्नता पर ध्यान न देकर सिर्फ़ उस 10% बदन पर ध्यान देते हैं जो ढका हुआ होता है।
ये है लड़को की शराफत !!!!
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
She asked me: “Main kaunsi university main
admission lu?”
I said: “MU main le le”
(Mumbai University)
She doesn’t talk to me anymore.
Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife: What..???
Where..??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:
‘I will kill you,
if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’
Very HORNY Wife Husband ka penis Chum k boli
Mere Laal
Mera Sona
mera babu
mera Baccha
or bada ho Ja na
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Husband- Bhenchod isko Chut me Dalna hai ya School mein
Arz Kiya Hai:
Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Gaya;
Wah Wah!
Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Gaya;
Uski Bhi Ijjat Bach Gayi Aur Apko Bhi Santosh Mil Gaya!