jokes

      
                                    

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

MUNNA BHAI: Abey Circuit ye barish ke wakt Bijli kyun chamakti hai? CIRCUIT: bhai bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya.

Circuit: Bhai U.S. ka Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai? Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe Circuit: Dhobighat boletoh? Munna: Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka.;-)

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. (Exam song by Munna bhai )

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