MUNNA BHAI: Abey Circuit ye barish ke wakt Bijli kyun chamakti hai?
CIRCUIT: bhai bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
(Exam song by Munna bhai )
Circuit: Bhai U.S. ka Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe
Circuit: Dhobighat boletoh?
Munna: Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka.;-)
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar
ticket apani hi kategi."