Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Your momma is so ugly that, when she was born, the doctor threw her to the wolves- and the wolves threw her back.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
Your momma is so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.