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Fill in the blanks 1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N_S 5. PU_S_ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Dirty Mind =P ;)

A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

Aunty: Are Beta..Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!......Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?

Sunny leone is casted in the sequel of hum aapke hai kaun.. With family song.. Bhabi tum khushiyoka khajana Dicckk tana di*k tana a di*k tana!

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain? 1 : Kitna Lamba tha. 2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata. 3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha. 4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya

Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi Saare kapre geele ho gaye Pehle to ek ghanta karte the Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya 1 Ghanta hi buhat tha . . . . . ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho.. . . . . . . . . . Band car ko b hila deti hai..!!

Fill in the blanks 1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N_S 5. PU_S_ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Dirty Mind =P ;)

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