jokes

      
                                    

A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho.. . . . . . . . . . Band car ko b hila deti hai..!!

Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi Saare kapre geele ho gaye Pehle to ek ghanta karte the Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya 1 Ghanta hi buhat tha . . . . . ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

Sunny leone is casted in the sequel of hum aapke hai kaun.. With family song.. Bhabi tum khushiyoka khajana Dicckk tana di*k tana a di*k tana!

Fill in the blanks 1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N_S 5. PU_S_ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Dirty Mind =P ;)

Fill in the blanks 1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N_S 5. PU_S_ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Dirty Mind =P ;)

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain? 1 : Kitna Lamba tha. 2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata. 3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha. 4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya

Aunty: Are Beta..Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!......Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?

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