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Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart.. . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..? . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort. 😀

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-)

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

you are Ultimate you are Lovely you are Likable you are Unique In short ...... you are ULLU !!!

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS...

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - i'm J - JOKING

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

The MIDDLE FINGER Speaks For Itself, But Some People Aren't Even Worth The Little Bit Of Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .

Light can replace Dark, Success can replace Failure, Smile can replace Pain, But nothing can replace YOU, WHY? . . cuz Defective piece No replacement....

Khush to bohut hoge tum, baat hi kuchh aisi hai, 1st april jo hai aaj, dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi, aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo hota hai sirf tumhare naam.

Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De, Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar, ‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim, ‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur, ‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par, Akele Me Aine Me Dekh Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,, What About You ??? StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer Commited SuiCide...! What About You ???

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