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U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna, K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle. Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein. Pakki Baat Hai? Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen? face-smile.png

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.. Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan.. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena, Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna, Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna, Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du, Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du, Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du, Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..

Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki, Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki, Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao, Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

Khush to bohut hoge tum, baat hi kuchh aisi hai, 1st april jo hai aaj, dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi, aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo hota hai sirf tumhare naam.

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

Arz kya hai: Jalay to aag kehtay hain, Bujhay to Khaak kehtay hain, Aap ke paas jis cheez ki kami hai, Us he ko to Dimaagh kehtay hain.

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Scientific Question for you.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always towards the EMPTY SPACE.

KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai? main ne 1 crore thukra diye, magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS...

How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par, Akele Me Aine Me Dekh Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

The MIDDLE FINGER Speaks For Itself, But Some People Aren't Even Worth The Little Bit Of Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

In me se koi 1 chez select karo 1.Hthora 2.pathar 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Mike 7.Raad 8.Danda Or apne sar pe zor se maro. Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.

If a Girl reject ur proposal… Just say… . . . . . Thanks…. u give me chance to look a better girl than u….. . . . . . . . Kasam se Aag lag jayegi…

Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha, Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai, Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne, Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

1 kanjoos tha, Bilkul kanjoos tha, Khalis kanjoos tha, Bohut ziada kanjoos tha, Aap mat ghabrao Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,

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