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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground?.. Same way you are always my friend whether you are in central jail or mental Hospital?

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart.. . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..? . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort. 😀

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

If a Girl reject ur proposal… Just say… . . . . . Thanks…. u give me chance to look a better girl than u….. . . . . . . . Kasam se Aag lag jayegi…

Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya, Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li, Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..? To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

Girl- kal mera birthday hai kya doge? Boy- kya chahiye? Girl- ring Boy- theek hai ring dunga par receive mat karna balance kam hai..!!

Khush to bohut hoge tum, baat hi kuchh aisi hai, 1st april jo hai aaj, dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi, aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo hota hai sirf tumhare naam.

Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He? Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He, Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He, Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??

Yar network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. the smaller the cheaper! congrats you can make free calls! lolz

Dunya buri hosakti he, AAP NAHI . Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI, . Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI, . Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI

Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi, Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi, Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi, Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par, Akele Me Aine Me Dekh Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna, K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle. Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein. Pakki Baat Hai? Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen? face-smile.png

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can”t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha, Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai, Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne, Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - i'm J - JOKING

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Human lies!, that is normal. lions eat grass, that is ok. but when a z monkey press a mobile keyboard that s amazing!!! hey r u still pressing..? face-smile.png face-smile.png

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-)

Scientific Question for you.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always towards the EMPTY SPACE.

Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

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