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Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha, Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai, Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne, Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart.. . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..? . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort. 😀

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna, K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle. Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein. Pakki Baat Hai? Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen? face-smile.png

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena, Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna, Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna, Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k insan pehele bandar tha dekho gussa mat hona warna, aisa lgta he k insan aaj b bandar he.

God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more......this is call as "Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki, Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki, Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao, Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai Meri Hasratoon ka Minarr...... wah wah As Jhuk zara main dal dun Tere Gale mein Phoolon ka Haar BE POSITIVE mere yar...???

Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He? Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He, Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He, Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??

Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho, Kuch Paana Ho, To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno, Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To, Aankhein Band Kar Ke Socho Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi, Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi, Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi, Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Khush to bohut hoge tum, baat hi kuchh aisi hai, 1st april jo hai aaj, dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi, aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo hota hai sirf tumhare naam.

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya, Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li, Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..? To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du, Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du, Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du, Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par, Akele Me Aine Me Dekh Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

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