Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya, Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li, Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..? To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

Scientific Question for you.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always towards the EMPTY SPACE.

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De, Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar, ‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim, ‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur, ‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can”t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Girl- kal mera birthday hai kya doge? Boy- kya chahiye? Girl- ring Boy- theek hai ring dunga par receive mat karna balance kam hai..!!

The MIDDLE FINGER Speaks For Itself, But Some People Aren't Even Worth The Little Bit Of Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Human lies!, that is normal. lions eat grass, that is ok. but when a z monkey press a mobile keyboard that s amazing!!! hey r u still pressing..? face-smile.png face-smile.png

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more......this is call as "Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."

In me se koi 1 chez select karo 1.Hthora 2.pathar 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Mike 7.Raad 8.Danda Or apne sar pe zor se maro. Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.

Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho, Kuch Paana Ho, To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno, Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To, Aankhein Band Kar Ke Socho Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground?.. Same way you are always my friend whether you are in central jail or mental Hospital?

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

If a Girl reject ur proposal… Just say… . . . . . Thanks…. u give me chance to look a better girl than u….. . . . . . . . Kasam se Aag lag jayegi…

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-)

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