A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING
Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein,
Hazaro Jati Hein; Hazaro Hasti Hein,
Hazaro Rulati Hein; Lekin Mere Dost,
Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur4
Gale Pad Jati Hein!
Girl- kal mera birthday hai kya doge?
Boy- kya chahiye?
Girl- ring
Boy- theek hai ring dunga par receive mat karna balance kam hai..!!
Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,
Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,
Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..
Ek baat Kahu...
Kisi ko chaho to Bepanah chaho...
bhale hi wo tumko na mile...
par agar use koi aur chahe koi aur pyar kre..
to use tumhari bhi yaad aa jaye.. :')
Dunya buri hosakti he,
AAP NAHI
.
Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
.
Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
.
Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI
Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai
Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......
wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun
Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???
Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..
Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In
Your Heart..
.
Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
.
Boyfriend : Because
.
.
. .
Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort. 😀
Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..
The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .
Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..
Scientific Question for you..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
towards the EMPTY SPACE.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor
Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay,
K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay,
Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha…
Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor,
Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye… 😛
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???
StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ???
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.