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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-)

Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi, Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi, Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi, Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..

Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!

Girl- kal mera birthday hai kya doge? Boy- kya chahiye? Girl- ring Boy- theek hai ring dunga par receive mat karna balance kam hai..!!

21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS...

Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein; Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein; Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein; Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur4 Gale Pad Jati Hein!

Dunya buri hosakti he, AAP NAHI . Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI, . Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI, . Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De, Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar, ‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim, ‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur, ‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du, Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du, Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du, Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..

Koi ek din select karen: 1. Sunday, 2. Monday 3. Tuesday, 4. Wednesday, 5. Thursday, 6. Friday, 7. Saturday. Aur us din Naha liya karen pease. face-smile.png

Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho, Kuch Paana Ho, To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno, Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To, Aankhein Band Kar Ke Socho Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!

Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi, Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi, Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo, Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.

In me se koi 1 chez select karo 1.Hthora 2.pathar 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Mike 7.Raad 8.Danda Or apne sar pe zor se maro. Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.

Khush to bohut hoge tum, baat hi kuchh aisi hai, 1st april jo hai aaj, dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi, aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo hota hai sirf tumhare naam.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Ek ladka school der se jata hai . . . . . . Principal :"Late kyo hue ??? . . . . . Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the . . . . . Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the . . . . Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir . par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na .. !!

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

Ek baat Kahu... Kisi ko chaho to Bepanah chaho... bhale hi wo tumko na mile... par agar use koi aur chahe koi aur pyar kre.. to use tumhari bhi yaad aa jaye.. :') 

Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai Meri Hasratoon ka Minarr...... wah wah As Jhuk zara main dal dun Tere Gale mein Phoolon ka Haar BE POSITIVE mere yar...???

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