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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground?.. Same way you are always my friend whether you are in central jail or mental Hospital?

u r a donkey D = decent o = outclass n = nice k = kind e – excellent y = young if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY:)

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.. Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan.. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!

6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

1 kanjoos tha, Bilkul kanjoos tha, Khalis kanjoos tha, Bohut ziada kanjoos tha, Aap mat ghabrao Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,, What About You ??? StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer Commited SuiCide...! What About You ???

21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS...

Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De, Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar, ‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim, ‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur, ‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k insan pehele bandar tha dekho gussa mat hona warna, aisa lgta he k insan aaj b bandar he.

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay, K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay, Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha… Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor, Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye… 😛

Human lies!, that is normal. lions eat grass, that is ok. but when a z monkey press a mobile keyboard that s amazing!!! hey r u still pressing..? face-smile.png face-smile.png

Light can replace Dark, Success can replace Failure, Smile can replace Pain, But nothing can replace YOU, WHY? . . cuz Defective piece No replacement....

Ek baat Kahu... Kisi ko chaho to Bepanah chaho... bhale hi wo tumko na mile... par agar use koi aur chahe koi aur pyar kre.. to use tumhari bhi yaad aa jaye.. :') 

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein; Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein; Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein; Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur4 Gale Pad Jati Hein!

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya, Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li, Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..? To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - i'm J - JOKING

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart.. . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..? . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort. 😀

two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.

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