A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds it means "U R STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…
Banta: Par kyun???
Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Ballu Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.
So Ballu Singh hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied for a second time.
‘Damn! Ballu Singh exploded, ‘he recognized me.’
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair color, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.
‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied.
Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, ‘How do you know I’m a Sardar?’
‘Because that’s a microwave,’ he replied.
A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Abey saale! Get me a coffee
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No”, replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”
“No”, replied the Managing Director.
“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!
Teacher: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Sardar: A dinosnore!
Teacher: What is the fruitiest lesson?
Sardar: History, because it’s full of dates! (hint: dades)
Teacher: What language do they speak in Cuba?
Teacher: Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
Sardar: He was asking for directions!
Teacher: What is a myth?
Sardar: A female moth!
Java interview attended by Sardarji
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.
2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha
2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..
Gang of Sardars broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Bottles full of chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nextday newspaper me Headline aai: "Blood Bank lut gaya."