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Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer : "Ok." Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer : "No." Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer : "No." Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Science aur Technology kitni bhi taraki kar le... Lekin... . . . . Mandir / Masjid se churai hui chapal GOOGLE ka baap bhi nahi dhondh sakta…

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

Ek Doctor- Yr. ab to teri balle balle ho jayegi.. Tune itni acchi dawa jo banai hai,ab to khush ho ja mere yara..muh kyun latkaya hai? Dusra Doctor- meri dawa bnane ka kya fayda ? Meri dawa se 50 saal ki lady 25 ki dikhne lagti hai par koi aurat apni umar 50 btaye tab to dawa bikegi na..

Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done." Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'." Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer : "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

If Life Were Like A Computer: You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

Height of technology: A stunt writes all Ans as and lastly he writes.. Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

Height of Technology Usage Santa calls on FM radio Santa: “Hello, is it radio station??” RJ: “Yes” Santa: “Does the whole city hear my voice?” RJ: “Yes. Of course!” Santa: “Hello Preeto. Why your phone is off?? Listen I am having loose motion here, don’t bring any pizza. Just bring some vegetables and medicine”

Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done." Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'." Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer : "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..."

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