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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai.. Waaah Waah.... Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai.... . . . . . . Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai.

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena Arz kiya hai Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena

ACP : Lashh me se kidni Gayab hai.. Iska matlb samjhe Daya ? . . Daya : Kya sir ?? . . ACP : Marne se pahle jarur isne iPhone 6+ kharida hoga

Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro .... Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro.... ACP Pradyuman bole Daya se....... Pura ghar theek se chaan maaro....

Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai Jara dhyan dena.. Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye..... . . . Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye..... . . . Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha. ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho . LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA:...

Rog se pareshan tha Rogi aur Yog kar raha tha Yogi! wah wah… Rog se pareshan tha Rogi aur Yog kar raha tha Yogi! ACP Pradyuman bole: Khoon kiya hai tumne, Tumko to faansi hogi!!

Rin lagaya or daag gaya Wah Wah Rin lagaya or daag gaya Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai, Khooni bhaag gaya.

Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.. Gor Frmaiye.. Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya... Acp Tha Toilet Me Or Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

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