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एक टीचर ने बच्चे से पूछा - स्कूल क्या है ?? . . बहुत ही शानदार जवाब मिला . . स्कूल वो जगह है . . . . . जहां पर हमारे बाप को लूटा जाता है और हमें कूटा जाता है ..!!

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Student:' Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna . Friend:' Kyon ??? . . Student:' 15 page ka love letter bheja tha . . Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya.

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, " I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

Maut aur Mohabbat to bas Naam se badnaam hai, . . . . . . . . . Warna, . . . . . . . Takleef to sabse zyada Padhai hi deti hai,

टीचर:- एक तरफ पैसा, दुसरी तरफ अक्कल, क्या चुनोगे ? विद्यार्थीः पैसा. टीचर:- गलत, मै अक्कल चुनती विद्यार्थीः- आप सही कह रही हो मेडम, जिसके पास जिस चीज की कमी होती है वो वही चुनता है …………… दे थप्पड़ दे थप्पड़

Education related songs: SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala ... MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.

Madam to Boy- Kaha hai copy Kaha hai pen Boy- Jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen . . . . . . Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gaye chain gayab ho gayi copy aur kho gayi pen!

Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?" Student: What do you think, sir? Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW. Student: I don't think I know either, sir.

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Nick, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?" Nick: "Nothing, sir." Principal: "Exactly!"

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai:"Books hai Notes hai Time hai . . aur hausla to itna hai ki.. . . . jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai, bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai., . . . . "MOOD"Saala banta hi nai…

What Is The Biggest Benefit Of Having Girlfriend In The Same College Or School Where You Study??? . . . . . . . . . . . 100% Attendance

बायोलॉजी के टीचर- सेल मतलब शरीर की कोशिकाएं... . फिजिक्स केे टीचर- सेल मतलब बैटरी... . इकॉनॉमिक के टिचर- सेल मतलब बिक्री.... . हिस्ट्री के टीचर- सेल मतलब जेल.... . अंग्रेजी के टीचर- सेल मतलब मोबाइल . . मैने तो भाई पढ़ाई ही छोड दी, . जिस स्कूल में पाँच शिक्षक.. एक शब्द पर एकमत नहीं हैं। . उस स्कूल में पढ़ कर हमें क्या मिलेगा?

Teacher: Why do fish live in salt water? Student: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

SCHOOL LIFE;- Most Irritating Moments -----Morning Alarm Most Difficult Task -----To find Task Most Dreadful Journey -----Way to Class Most Lovely Time -----Meeting Friends Most Tragic Moments -----Surprise Test in 1st Period Most Wonderful News -----Teacher Is Absent

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