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Ponting apni biwi se: Mujhe Chai to dena Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke diya Ponting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do! Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le jayega, Isi me peene ki aadat dal

Why India Won the Cricket (Quarter Final world Cup) match vs Australia Virend(R)a Tendulk(A)r Yuvara(J) Gaut(A)m Rai(N)a Dhon(I) Virat (K)ohli Harbhaj(A)n Zaheer Kha(N) Munaf Pa(T)e As(H)win

Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" .. Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die. Tendulkar: do that will never die... Laxman: Do when everyone else die. Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat).... Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.

TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai Guess What? Socho? . . . . . . . Nahi Pata? Arre Dono Jagah.. "DHONI" hai

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they. Afridi Ne six maara. Pehla Pagal!! Wah kiya Goal kiya hai! Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai.

Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanbujh ke match haare.Pata hai jeetnewali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai,woh petrol ki hai.

Cricket Fever Husband was busy watching Ind vs Pak match.. Wife came in a new dress & asked him: Main kaisi lag rahi hu ?? Husband jumped, clapped n shouted . . . ‘CHHAKKA’ . . . . . . His visiting hours in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! :lol:

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