In Exams…
Students Ka Naara
Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :
Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,
But
The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes
Some tips to study ...
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
.....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Exams Just Don’t Start And End
In The Examination Hall.
You Entire Life Is An Exam Which,
If You Put In Efforts,
You Will Come Out Of With Flying Colors.
Don’t Give Up And Continue
To Win All The Exams In Your Life.
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.
“MERI KAHANI“
Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,
Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,
Wo roothna mana-na
Wo bunk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna
Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena
wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana
Na wo din hain
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .
Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1.Roll no
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3.Date
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Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u
Here’s Wishing You
All The Best For Your Exams.
May You Succeed
In Everything You Do!
Medical Student : 12 Ghanta
CA Student : 10 Ghanta
MBA Student : 8 Ghanta
Law Student : 6 Ghanta
BBA Student : 3 Ghanta
B.Com Student : 2 Ghanta
B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta
Engineering Student : GHANTA
NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P
um jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exams.
Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams.
Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself.
Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best.
Forgot me na..??
Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....!
But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait
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Urs Lovingly
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University Exam..! :)