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👉 आज का सुपरहिट 😌 ऑर्थोपेडीक सर्जन : अब तुम चल सकते हो... लेकिन किसी वॉकर का सहारा लेना होगा पेशंट : डॉक्टर साब .. जॉनी वॉकर ले लूँ . ? 🍻🥃 😉😜😇😇😇

Apni sharaab kee lat se pareshaan ek sharaabi Doctor ke paas gaya. Sharaabi – “Doctor sahab … meri sharaab chhudaao !” Doctor – “roz kitni peete ho ?” Sharaabi – “4 peg !” Doctor – “aaj se 1 peg kam kar do aur 1 hafte baad mujhse milo ..” 1 hafte baad … Doctor – “abhi kitni pee rahe ho roz ?” Sharaabi – “jitni aapne bataayi thee … 3 peg !” Doctor – “aaj se 1 peg aur kam kar do aur agle hafte mujhe fir dikhaao …” fir 1 hafte baad … Doctor – “abhi kitne peg le rahe ho ?” Sharaabi – “2 peg sir !” Doctor – “Good ! ab aaj se roz 1 peg hee lena hai …” . . Sharaabi – “par doctor sahab … 1 peg mein poori botal … peg kuchh jyada tight nahi ho jayega ???”

1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha bola chalo airport chalo. taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho. Admi:yelo 50rs dubara intni taiz mat chalana.

1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!

Teen sharabi baithe daaru pee rahe the. 1st sharabi – “Bhai, Motorcycle se Ladhakh chalte hai !” 2nd sharabi – “Haan Bhai, chalte hain…” 3rd sharabi – “par Bhai, apne paas toh cycle bhi nahi hai???” Phle dono sharabi – “Kamine, hame pata tha tu daaru pi hi ni raha… sirf namkeen kha raha hai !!!”

Ek sharaabi ek pahunche huye BABA ke aashram mein gaya. Sharaabi - “Maharaj, mai aapki sharan me aaya hun … mujh par kripa keejiye !” Baba - “kya baat hai beta ?” Sharaabi - “Babaji mai sharaab kee vajah se bahut dukhi hun. Kripa karke meri sharaab chhudwa deejiye !” Baba - “Tum bilkul sahi jagah aaye ho bachcha ! ye samjho tumhari sharaab chhoot gai !” Sharaabi - “Jai ho Babaji ki ! mujhe vishwas thaa ki aap meri madad jarur karenge ! … Ab jaldi se phone keejiye Civil Lines thaane ke incharge ko ! Saaley ne meri poori 12 bottle Whiskey kee jabt kar lee hain !!!”

Isko kahte hain Positive attitude.. suniye kaise.. Husband daru pikar raat ko late ghar aata hai..... Wife hath me jhaadoo lekar samne khadi dikhti hai.. Husband : kitna kaam karegi too pagli..?? Raat ke 2 baje hain ,sona nhi hai kya..??

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