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Isko kahte hain Positive attitude.. suniye kaise.. Husband daru pikar raat ko late ghar aata hai..... Wife hath me jhaadoo lekar samne khadi dikhti hai.. Husband : kitna kaam karegi too pagli..?? Raat ke 2 baje hain ,sona nhi hai kya..??

Ek sharaabi ek pahunche huye BABA ke aashram mein gaya. Sharaabi - “Maharaj, mai aapki sharan me aaya hun … mujh par kripa keejiye !” Baba - “kya baat hai beta ?” Sharaabi - “Babaji mai sharaab kee vajah se bahut dukhi hun. Kripa karke meri sharaab chhudwa deejiye !” Baba - “Tum bilkul sahi jagah aaye ho bachcha ! ye samjho tumhari sharaab chhoot gai !” Sharaabi - “Jai ho Babaji ki ! mujhe vishwas thaa ki aap meri madad jarur karenge ! … Ab jaldi se phone keejiye Civil Lines thaane ke incharge ko ! Saaley ne meri poori 12 bottle Whiskey kee jabt kar lee hain !!!”

👉 आज का सुपरहिट 😌 ऑर्थोपेडीक सर्जन : अब तुम चल सकते हो... लेकिन किसी वॉकर का सहारा लेना होगा पेशंट : डॉक्टर साब .. जॉनी वॉकर ले लूँ . ? 🍻🥃 😉😜😇😇😇

Teen sharabi baithe daaru pee rahe the. 1st sharabi – “Bhai, Motorcycle se Ladhakh chalte hai !” 2nd sharabi – “Haan Bhai, chalte hain…” 3rd sharabi – “par Bhai, apne paas toh cycle bhi nahi hai???” Phle dono sharabi – “Kamine, hame pata tha tu daaru pi hi ni raha… sirf namkeen kha raha hai !!!”

1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha bola chalo airport chalo. taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho. Admi:yelo 50rs dubara intni taiz mat chalana.

Apni sharaab kee lat se pareshaan ek sharaabi Doctor ke paas gaya. Sharaabi – “Doctor sahab … meri sharaab chhudaao !” Doctor – “roz kitni peete ho ?” Sharaabi – “4 peg !” Doctor – “aaj se 1 peg kam kar do aur 1 hafte baad mujhse milo ..” 1 hafte baad … Doctor – “abhi kitni pee rahe ho roz ?” Sharaabi – “jitni aapne bataayi thee … 3 peg !” Doctor – “aaj se 1 peg aur kam kar do aur agle hafte mujhe fir dikhaao …” fir 1 hafte baad … Doctor – “abhi kitne peg le rahe ho ?” Sharaabi – “2 peg sir !” Doctor – “Good ! ab aaj se roz 1 peg hee lena hai …” . . Sharaabi – “par doctor sahab … 1 peg mein poori botal … peg kuchh jyada tight nahi ho jayega ???”

1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!

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