You May Never Know
What Would Be The Result Of The Exam
To Will Appear In,
But Also Think That
If You Don’t Appear
There Would Not Be Any Result.
What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!!
The most funniest situation in student’s life:
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When we have no idea what to write in
paper and supervisor comes and
say “wind up your papers”..
It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!
Father:Nalaik paros ki larki ko dekh wo 1st aai hy.
Sonface-surprise.png r kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail ho gia hun.
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..
AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(
In Exams…
Students Ka Naara
Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Father: Why did you get such a
low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the
day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.
Exams r near
At d paper u stare
The answer is nowhere
It makes u pull ur hair
Grades r not fair
But just lik d past 15 yrs
We don't care!
Best of luck!
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
Newton's Law of Studentology! .
"Every Book continues to be in
it's State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears."
HaPpY ExaMz...
Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
Some tips to study ...
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
.....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!
The Funniest Situation in Student
Life:
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When you have No idea what to
Write in the Paper & the Examiner
Comes & Says,
"Please Hide your Answer Sheet"
New Exam Song.
To Paper Paper Krti He.
To Paper Se Kio darti he.
Ak bar mujhe batla de too.
To chiting ku nahi krti he.
Kia hota he paper me.
Paper ka laga don dhair.
Me barish krdo pharron ki.
jo to ho jae meri...
Here’s Wishing You
All The Best For Your Exams.
May You Succeed
In Everything You Do!
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exams.
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams.
Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself.
Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best.