jokes

      
                                    

Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school? Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!

1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy.. He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom.. Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"

Rajnikant's mom- beta rajni ye solar heater pani garam nhi kr raha kuch kar. Rajnikanta :- yanna rascala tum ruko maa mein suraj ko thik karke aata hu.

1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy.. He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom.. Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"

Rajnikanth bought a new road roller.. Do u know Y.? . . . . . . . . . To iron his cloths.

IN 2010 rajinikanth released A Film named - ROBOT . . . . . . . . . . The history repeats . . . . . IN 3010 Robot will Release A Film named Rajikanth

Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya.. To Kya..? … … … … … Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..

Rajnikant went to the world cooking championship. ...Ofcourse Rajni won. But guess what did he make in final??? "Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer"

||RAJNIKANTH CHALLISA || || YADA YADA HI DHARMASYAGLANIR BHAVATI BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD || ||ABHYUTTHANAM ADHARMASYATADATMANAM RAJNIKANTHAM || BHAWARTH: JAB AB JAB BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD PE PAAP BAREGAJAB JAB LOG ADHARM KE RASSTE PAR CHALEGATAB TAB PARAM SHRI “RAJNIKANTH JI” WILL COME IN THE SCENE (IN SOME FORM OR OTHER.LIKE ROBOT AND SHIVAJI ) or INCARNATE HIMSELF

DON: You will die in 7 days. Man: This is Rajnikant. DON: I am sorry sir, Wrong Numberrr...

Jab kutte ki mout aati hai. . . . . . . . To kutta mar jata hai.. Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye. Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..

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