DON: You will die in 7 days.
Man: This is Rajnikant.
DON: I am sorry sir, Wrong Numberrr...
IN 2010
rajinikanth released A Film named -
ROBOT
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The history repeats
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IN 3010
Robot will Release A Film named Rajikanth
Rajnikant went to the world cooking championship.
...Ofcourse Rajni won.
But guess what did he make in final???
"Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer"
Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya..?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..
1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy..
He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom..
Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
Rajnikanth bought a new road roller..
Do u know Y.?
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To iron his cloths.
1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy..
He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom..
Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!
Rajnikant's mom- beta rajni ye solar heater pani garam nhi kr raha kuch kar.
Rajnikanta :- yanna rascala tum ruko maa mein suraj ko thik karke aata hu.
Jab kutte ki mout aati hai.
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To kutta mar jata hai..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye.
Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..
||RAJNIKANTH CHALLISA ||
|| YADA YADA HI DHARMASYAGLANIR BHAVATI BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD ||
||ABHYUTTHANAM ADHARMASYATADATMANAM RAJNIKANTHAM ||
BHAWARTH: JAB AB JAB BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD PE PAAP BAREGAJAB JAB LOG ADHARM KE RASSTE PAR CHALEGATAB TAB PARAM SHRI “RAJNIKANTH JI” WILL COME IN THE SCENE (IN SOME FORM OR OTHER.LIKE ROBOT AND SHIVAJI ) or INCARNATE HIMSELF