Rajnikant went to the world cooking championship.
...Ofcourse Rajni won.
But guess what did he make in final???
"Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer"
Rajnikant's mom- beta rajni ye solar heater pani garam nhi kr raha kuch kar.
Rajnikanta :- yanna rascala tum ruko maa mein suraj ko thik karke aata hu.
Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya..?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..
1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy..
He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom..
Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
DON: You will die in 7 days.
Man: This is Rajnikant.
DON: I am sorry sir, Wrong Numberrr...
Jab kutte ki mout aati hai.
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To kutta mar jata hai..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye.
Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..
1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy..
He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom..
Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
IN 2010
rajinikanth released A Film named -
ROBOT
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The history repeats
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IN 3010
Robot will Release A Film named Rajikanth
Rajnikanth bought a new road roller..
Do u know Y.?
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To iron his cloths.
Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!
||RAJNIKANTH CHALLISA ||
|| YADA YADA HI DHARMASYAGLANIR BHAVATI BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD ||
||ABHYUTTHANAM ADHARMASYATADATMANAM RAJNIKANTHAM ||
BHAWARTH: JAB AB JAB BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD PE PAAP BAREGAJAB JAB LOG ADHARM KE RASSTE PAR CHALEGATAB TAB PARAM SHRI “RAJNIKANTH JI” WILL COME IN THE SCENE (IN SOME FORM OR OTHER.LIKE ROBOT AND SHIVAJI ) or INCARNATE HIMSELF