Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.! Aadmi ny kah! Tum din ko b kaat’te ho? Machar bola! Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain! Overtime laga raha hon

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa 1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha Main Hospital Chala Gya Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy 1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha. Geo Pakistan!:-)’

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that”s out always looks the best.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble; Finding it - whether it exists or not; Diagnosing it quite incorrectly; And applying the wrong remedy!

Politics, and the fate of mankind, Are shaped by men without ideals and without greatness.

1.PPP (American) 2.PML N (American) 3.ANP (American) 4.PML Q (American) 5.MQM (American) 6.JUI (American) 7.PTI (American) Kaisa . . . . !

jotay parney k bad zardari farmata hai: tum kitney jotay maro gay mai sary joty khalonga.. mai bohat bara dheet hun EID pe stall laga lunga.:)

"Kerry lugar bill." . 1: Army will not interfere in politics 2. Army"s major postings wil be approved by US 3. There wil not be restrictions to US citizens in pak. (black water) 4. There wil be acess of US to any person related to nuclear energy (Dr A Q khan) 5. Aid wil b given to persons, not pak government. 6. I.S.I wil b under American joint cheif of staff . Lets oppose slavery! Lets educate everyone!

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

channel p ki bharpoor kamyabi k bad ab Geo pesh karta hai Geo Z, iss mein apko milein ghey waadey, wadey khilafian, lollipop aur b boht kuch. Channel k slogan hai, pehley lota musharaf tha aur ab zardari hai, Geo Z geo zardari hai

“Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts… perhaps the fear of a loss of power.”

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

Zardari ki zamin shad bad Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad … Tu nishanay corruption aalishan Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad …. Zardari ki zamin ka nizam Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran… Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad… Benazir dunya say farar… Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal … Khoon main ranga sara saal… Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal.. Saya-e-America sar pe sawar

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka Tukra Hy Or Chand Per Na LIGHT Hoti Hai Na PANI Na GAS Na HAWA So No Gila Shikwa Please Chand Meri Zameen Phool Mera WATAN.

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ?? wah wah Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??? Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..? MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain. PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai. PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati. ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai. Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D

’’They say:’’ A slip of the tongue is the bane of any politician’s life, ’’in fact’’ The tongue can be the bane of anyone’s life !! The tongue can hurt feelings, tells lies, speaks evil, and even kills!

Pakistan ka matlab kia? BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA! yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad! hum kehtay hai...... pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Dear Politician, This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white. Sincerely, Black Money!

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other

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