Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)
Karan: Alia which food do you love the most?
Karan: And which dish?
Arjun Kapoor: "Quick, tell me a word that has more than 100 letters in it."
Alia Bhatt: "Postbox!"
Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
A. A Peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia: It’s B. An Elephant…
Naukar: Madam ghar pe mehmaan aye hain sharbat banane ke liye nimbu nahi hain...kya karu???
Alia: Bas itni si baat, new wim bar me 100 nimbuo ki shakti hai...daal de 3-4 boond...!!!
Press: Alia, what do you like about Rahul Gandhi?
Alia: His Knowledge, which is almost same as mine!
Modi: Alia, agar tumhe 2 minute ke liye PM banade toh tum kya karogi???
Alia: Main MAGGIE banaungi
Modi: 5 minute ke liye banade toh???
Alia: Fir kuch nahi. Itni MAGGIE kaun khayega???
Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami's studio
Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?
Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season.
What is similarity between Alia Bhatt and me?
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW..!!