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Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest? A. A Peanut B. An Elephant C. The Moon D. A Kettle Alia: It’s B. An Elephant…

Arjun Kapoor: "Quick, tell me a word that has more than 100 letters in it." . . . . . .. . Alia Bhatt: "Postbox!"

Press: Alia, what do you like about Rahul Gandhi? . . . Alia: His Knowledge, which is almost same as mine!

Naukar: Madam ghar pe mehmaan aye hain sharbat banane ke liye nimbu nahi hain...kya karu??? Alia: Bas itni si baat, new wim bar me 100 nimbuo ki shakti hai...daal de 3-4 boond...!!!

Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami's studio Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections? Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season.

Modi: Alia, agar tumhe 2 minute ke liye PM banade toh tum kya karogi??? Alia: Main MAGGIE banaungi Modi: 5 minute ke liye banade toh??? Alia: Fir kuch nahi. Itni MAGGIE kaun khayega???

Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire) Karan: Alia which food do you love the most? Alia: Desi. Karan: And which dish? Alia: Pasta.

What is similarity between Alia Bhatt and me? Don’t know?? . . . . He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW..!!

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