jokes

      
                                    

Chintoo: "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Mother"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." Chintoo: "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Once Chintoo was busy reading the prices of shares on TV. Suddenly, his servant came and shouted: Sir your wife fell down. Chintoo : Sell her immediately.

Teacher: woh kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai? Chintoo after a deep thought... ? ......? ? ......? ? ~ Air Hostess ~

Friend: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do? Chintoo: No Problem. Just imagine she came back

Chintoo mobile company mein job lene gaya, pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene par usko bhaga diya. Sawal tha...Sabse famous network kaunsa hai?....... Chintoo: CARTOON NETWORK

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