Chintoo: "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Mother"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
Chintoo: "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Once Chintoo was busy reading the prices of shares on TV.
Suddenly, his servant came and shouted: Sir your wife fell down.
Chintoo : Sell her immediately.
Teacher: woh kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Chintoo after a deep thought...
~ Air Hostess ~
Friend: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Chintoo: No Problem. Just imagine she came back
Chintoo mobile company mein job lene gaya, pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene par usko bhaga diya.
Sawal tha...Sabse famous network kaunsa hai?.......
Chintoo: CARTOON NETWORK