Teacher: Ye kaun sa TENSE hai?
India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!
Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!
Rahul: 7 out of 10 youth in Punjab are addicted to drug!
Kejri: 10 out of 10 UPA leaders are addicted to curruption!
Rahul: There is no space for corrupted people in my party!
Kejri: Oh! Did it become housfull? HA HA HA...
Ek Bar Rahul Gandhi American President Obama Ke Ghar Gaya.
Obama Ka Ghar Bahut Accha Tha,
Ye Dekh Ke Rahul Bola: "Itnaa Accha Ghar Kaise?"
Obama: "Wo Samne Bridge Dikh Rha Hai?"
Obama: "10% Usme Se"
Obama India Aaya Aur Rahul Gandhi Se Milne Unke Ghar Pahuncha..
Rahul Ka Ghar Obama Ke Ghar Se Shandaar Aur Bada Tha..
Obama: "Itna Badaa Aur Awesome Ghar! Kaise?"
Rahul: "Wo Samne Bridge Dikh Raha Hai?"
Moral: You Can't Beat An Indian Politician In Corruption..!!
Corruption Ka Nasha Pyare,Nasha Sabse Nashila Hain
Jise Dekho Yaha Wo Corruption Ke adde pe Bikela Hain
Kalyug Main Karte Sabhi sab Raas-Leela Hain.
Main Karoon To saala Character Dheela hai
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
The prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."