It's Funny When People Discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged. It's Like Asking Someone, If Suicide Is Better Or Being Murdered.

सभी शादी-शुदा दोस्तों के लिए: बीवी भी हक़ जताती है और माँ भी; शादी क्या हुई हम तो कश्मीर हो गए।

Shaadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein kyun Rakha Jata Hai? Socho Socho. Socho Socho. Socho Socho. Nahi Pata? Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye Ki Abbe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.

एक औरत मंदिर में बैठी रो रही थी, . . पुजारी – क्या हुआ बेटी ? . . औरत – बाबा कल रात मेरे पति गुजर गए, . . पुजारी – ओहो बहुत बुरा हुआ, उन्होंने मरते वक्त कुछ कहा क्या बेटी? . . औरत – हां, कह रहे थे, मेरा गला छोड़ दे डायन . . पुजारी बेहोश।

Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse ho gaya ke apni biwi se kya baat kare? Aakhir wo bola. Aapke gharwalon ko pata hai ke aap aaj raat yahin pe rukengi?

सुहागरात पर दूल्हा दूध पीकर : ये कैसा दूध है ? .. . . . . . . . . . .. बीवी : वो केसर ख़त्म हो गया था तो मैंने 'विमल पान मसाला' डाल दिया दाने -दाने मे केसर का दम..

पप्पू बोला : पंडित जी मेरी शादी नहीं हो रही है, कोई उपाय बताओ ? . . पंडित जी बोले : बेटा बड़ों से 'सदा सुखी रहो' के आशीर्वाद लेना बंद करो ।।

“Hi Sarah, listen I only have a minute. I’m about to get picked up for a blind date, can you call me in a half hour just in case it’s going bad? Yes? Ok great! We’ll speak.” Raquel gave herself a quick spray of perfume, checked herself out one more time in the mirror, and headed outside to wait for the guy. Sure enough after twenty minutes Raquel was discreetly checking her watch. After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed. Raquel listened for a few seconds, grimly pursed her lips, and turned to her date, “I feel terrible, but my Grandmother is terribly sick, and I must go home now .” “No problem!” Said her date with a big grin, “in a few more minutes my dog was going to get run over!”

Man: Is There Any Way For Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come.

Shaadi se pahle aadmi superman hota hai… Shaadi ke baad gentleman hota hai… Shaadi ke 5 saal baad watchman hota hai… Shaadi ke 10 saal baad … apne hi jaal me fasa hua spiderman hota hai…!!!

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

दुनियादारी का फर्क तब समझ में आया जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े पर लिखा देखा: "Home Sweet Home" . और . शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे : "ॐ शांति ॐ"

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably… “My wife missed the bus”

Molvi: Do you agree To change your Facebook status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes! Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes! Molvi: Congratulation your profile updated successfully. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget To Tag Me.

विवाह 2025... पंडित :- सारे बाराती Online आऐं । दूल्हे कोonline बुलायें दुल्हन को online बुलायें सब online आने पर पंडित : दूल्हा दुल्हन से- क्या आप दोनों अपना status single से Married करने को तैयार हैं? दूल्हा दुल्हन :हां... पंडित :चलिए सब Group members flower smiley डालिये विवाह संपन्न हुआ... पंडित: कल्याण हो अब दक्षिणा स्वरूप 4g का 6 महीने का Recharge देने की कृपा करें

If U R Married Please Ignore This MSG, For Everyone Else: Happy Independence Day

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 rule . . Rule 1: . . Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega. . . . Rule 2: . . . Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . . Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huve.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai Aur Sochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..???

When you are single you see happy couple every where, But When u r married you see Happy Singles every where..........................

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