Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .

Newton's Law of Studentology! . "Every Book continues to be in it's State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless a mid-term or final exam Appears." HaPpY ExaMz...

Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole?? Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

“MERI KAHANI“ Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien, Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien, Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien, Wo roothna mana-na Wo bunk mulaaqatien Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona betuki baaton ko serious lena wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana Na wo din hain Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…

New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak bar mujhe batla de too. To chiting ku nahi krti he. Kia hota he paper me. Paper ka laga don dhair. Me barish krdo pharron ki. jo to ho jae meri...

Ocean level syllabus. Mountain level teaching. Bucket level we study. Mug level we answer. Marks comes in drops.

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. (Exam song by Munna bhai )

um jite EK bar he Marte EK bar hai Pyar EK bar hota hai Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

Exams ka saya hai, Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao, Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai. Still, all the best!

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exams.

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student To read a 1000 pages book All the best!

Exams Just Don’t Start And End In The Examination Hall. You Entire Life Is An Exam Which, If You Put In Efforts, You Will Come Out Of With Flying Colors. Don’t Give Up And Continue To Win All The Exams In Your Life.

Exams r near At d paper u stare The answer is nowhere It makes u pull ur hair Grades r not fair But just lik d past 15 yrs We don't care! Best of luck!

Medical Student : 12 Ghanta CA Student : 10 Ghanta MBA Student : 8 Ghanta Law Student : 6 Ghanta BBA Student : 3 Ghanta B.Com Student : 2 Ghanta B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta Engineering Student : GHANTA

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper.. . . . After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam.. . . . After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:

The Funniest Situation in Student Life: . . . . . . . . . When you have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says, "Please Hide your Answer Sheet"

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were absent on the day of the exam? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :

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