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What is the true meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!!

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. (Exam song by Munna bhai )

Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!

The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM: TENSION AAJ KAL. PACK UP SID. WANTED 35. PASSING DREAMS. AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS. MARKS MILE. 3 FAILUR

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper.. . . . After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam.. . . . After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...

“MERI KAHANI“ Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien, Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien, Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien, Wo roothna mana-na Wo bunk mulaaqatien Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona betuki baaton ko serious lena wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana Na wo din hain Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…

eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Forgot me na..?? Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....! But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait . . . . . Urs Lovingly . . . . University Exam..! :)

They gave me the questions which i don't know, So i wrote answers which they don't know. Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi, zinda dafnay jate hain . . her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain . . koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k . . Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

The shortest relationship ever Is between students and books The commit one day before exam & after exam break up.

exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge

The most funniest situation in student’s life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”..

Ocean level syllabus. Mountain level teaching. Bucket level we study. Mug level we answer. Marks comes in drops.

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:

To Accomplish Great Victories, We Must Dream And Act, Plan And Believe. Hope You Have Done All This Towards Your Exam. Best Of Luck!

It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student To read a 1000 pages book All the best!

Tips to be Successful in exams, 1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein 2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein 3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho. In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt, But The silence of a friend in the Examination hall brings tears into the eyes

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

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