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According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Exams are like girl friends - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure...

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student To read a 1000 pages book All the best!

Exams r near At d paper u stare The answer is nowhere It makes u pull ur hair Grades r not fair But just lik d past 15 yrs We don't care! Best of luck!

Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole?? Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exams.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. (Exam song by Munna bhai )

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Forgot me na..?? Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....! But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait . . . . . Urs Lovingly . . . . University Exam..! :)

Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams. Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself. Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best.

Medical Student : 12 Ghanta CA Student : 10 Ghanta MBA Student : 8 Ghanta Law Student : 6 Ghanta BBA Student : 3 Ghanta B.Com Student : 2 Ghanta B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta Engineering Student : GHANTA

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper.. . . . After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam.. . . . After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .

Some tips to study ... Don’t study hard but study well; Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too; Don’t memorize, but understand fully; Never call it difficult but a challenge; Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn; Never be sorry for not sleeping some days, .....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!

What is the true meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!!

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

You May Never Know What Would Be The Result Of The Exam To Will Appear In, But Also Think That If You Don’t Appear There Would Not Be Any Result.

eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi, zinda dafnay jate hain . . her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain . . koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k . . Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

Ocean level syllabus. Mountain level teaching. Bucket level we study. Mug level we answer. Marks comes in drops.

They gave me the questions which i don't know, So i wrote answers which they don't know. Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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