*Studying* Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee Me *drinks 2 bottles* Friend: Ab kuch aaya? Me: Haan susu!! 😆

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.

Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Sab taiyar hai.. AB Sirf.. Padhna Baki Hai...:-(

Some tips to study ... Don’t study hard but study well; Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too; Don’t memorize, but understand fully; Never call it difficult but a challenge; Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn; Never be sorry for not sleeping some days, .....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!

Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole?? Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

The Funniest Situation in Student Life: . . . . . . . . . When you have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says, "Please Hide your Answer Sheet"

It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student To read a 1000 pages book All the best!

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt, But The silence of a friend in the Examination hall brings tears into the eyes

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge

eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

Exams are like girl friends - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure...

The most funniest situation in student’s life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”..

They gave me the questions which i don't know, So i wrote answers which they don't know. Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. (Exam song by Munna bhai )

um jite EK bar he Marte EK bar hai Pyar EK bar hota hai Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

Newton's Law of Studentology! . "Every Book continues to be in it's State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless a mid-term or final exam Appears." HaPpY ExaMz...

According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams. Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself. Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best.

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