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The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet”

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole?? Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

To Accomplish Great Victories, We Must Dream And Act, Plan And Believe. Hope You Have Done All This Towards Your Exam. Best Of Luck!

Exams Just Don’t Start And End In The Examination Hall. You Entire Life Is An Exam Which, If You Put In Efforts, You Will Come Out Of With Flying Colors. Don’t Give Up And Continue To Win All The Exams In Your Life.

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

The most funniest situation in student’s life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”..

According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

Exams ka saya hai, Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao, Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai. Still, all the best!

um jite EK bar he Marte EK bar hai Pyar EK bar hota hai Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were absent on the day of the exam? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

Newton's Law of Studentology! . "Every Book continues to be in it's State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless a mid-term or final exam Appears." HaPpY ExaMz...

“MERI KAHANI“ Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien, Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien, Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien, Wo roothna mana-na Wo bunk mulaaqatien Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona betuki baaton ko serious lena wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana Na wo din hain Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…

The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM: TENSION AAJ KAL. PACK UP SID. WANTED 35. PASSING DREAMS. AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS. MARKS MILE. 3 FAILUR

exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..

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