I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho,
Kuch Paana Ho,
To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno,
Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To,
Aankhein Band Kar Ke
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
Yar network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
the smaller the cheaper!
congrats you can make free calls! lolz
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
you are Ultimate
you are Lovely
you are Likable
you are Unique
In short ...... you are ULLU !!!
Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..
Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k
insan pehele bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona
warna, aisa lgta he k
insan aaj b bandar he.
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING
Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai
Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......
wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun
Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???
Koi ek din select karen:
1. Sunday,
2. Monday
3. Tuesday,
4. Wednesday,
5. Thursday,
6. Friday,
7. Saturday.
Aur us din Naha liya karen pease. face-smile.png
two devils came in to my dreams.
they said we want to disturb some nice persons.
I suggest them your name.
they said we can't disturb our boss.
Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a z monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..? face-smile.png
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21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?
The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .