The most funniest situation in student’s life:
.
When we have no idea what to write in
paper and supervisor comes and
say “wind up your papers”..
Study While Others Are Sleeping,
Work While Other Are Lazing,
Prepare While Others Are Playin
And Dream While Others Are Sleeping.
This Is A Surest Way To Success.
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
um jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exams.
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
Here’s Wishing You
All The Best For Your Exams.
May You Succeed
In Everything You Do!
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
(Exam song by Munna bhai )
Newton's Law of Studentology! .
"Every Book continues to be in
it's State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears."
HaPpY ExaMz...
“MERI KAHANI“
Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,
Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,
Wo roothna mana-na
Wo bunk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna
Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena
wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana
Na wo din hain
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
To Accomplish Great Victories,
We Must Dream And Act,
Plan And Believe.
Hope You Have Done All This Towards Your Exam.
Best Of Luck!
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR
What is the height of hope?
It is sitting in the examination hall,
holding d question paper in hand and telling yourself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!” ;)
Medical Student : 12 Ghanta
CA Student : 10 Ghanta
MBA Student : 8 Ghanta
Law Student : 6 Ghanta
BBA Student : 3 Ghanta
B.Com Student : 2 Ghanta
B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta
Engineering Student : GHANTA
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:
Exams Just Don’t Start And End
In The Examination Hall.
You Entire Life Is An Exam Which,
If You Put In Efforts,
You Will Come Out Of With Flying Colors.
Don’t Give Up And Continue
To Win All The Exams In Your Life.
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
*Studying*
Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha
Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee
Me *drinks 2 bottles*
Friend: Ab kuch aaya?
Me: Haan susu!! 😆
Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating
What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
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.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!!