21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...
you are Ultimate
you are Lovely
you are Likable
you are Unique
In short ...... you are ULLU !!!
Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna,
K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle.
Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein.
Pakki Baat Hai?
Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen? face-smile.png
Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai
Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......
wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun
Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,
Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,
Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..
Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k
insan pehele bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona
warna, aisa lgta he k
insan aaj b bandar he.
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..
Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???
StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ???
u r a donkey
D = decent
o = outclass
n = nice
k = kind
e – excellent
y = young
if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY:)