Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad …
Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ….
Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran…
Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad…
Benazir dunya say farar…
Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal …
Khoon main ranga sara saal…
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
"Kerry lugar bill."
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1: Army will not interfere in politics
2. Army"s major postings wil be approved by US
3. There wil not be restrictions to US citizens in pak. (black water)
4. There wil be acess of US to any person related to nuclear energy (Dr A Q khan)
5. Aid wil b given to persons, not pak government.
6. I.S.I wil b under American joint cheif of staff
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Lets oppose slavery! Lets educate everyone!
Pakistan ka matlab kia?
BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!
yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai
yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai
log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!
hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?
MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D
TEACHER:-
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Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota??
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PAPPU:-
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Zardari di Maa da Viyah...
jotay parney k bad zardari farmata hai:
tum kitney jotay maro gay mai sary joty khalonga..
mai bohat bara dheet hun EID pe stall laga lunga.:)
Politics, and the fate of mankind,
Are shaped by men without ideals
and without greatness.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
’’They say:’’
A slip of the tongue is the bane of any politician’s life,
’’in fact’’
The tongue can be the bane of anyone’s life !!
The tongue can hurt feelings, tells lies, speaks evil, and even kills!
Politics, and the fate of mankind,
Are shaped by men without ideals
and without greatness.
’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)’
“Power does not corrupt.
Fear corrupts…
perhaps the fear of a loss of power.”
Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!
1.PPP (American)
2.PML N (American)
3.ANP (American)
4.PML Q (American)
5.MQM (American)
6.JUI (American)
7.PTI (American)
Kaisa . . . . !
Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon
Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.
Sincerely,
Black Money!
channel p ki bharpoor kamyabi k bad ab Geo pesh karta hai Geo Z,
iss mein apko milein ghey waadey, wadey khilafian, lollipop aur b boht kuch.
Channel k slogan hai,
pehley lota musharaf tha aur ab zardari hai, Geo Z geo zardari hai
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.
Politics is the gentle art of getting
votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising
to protect each from the other