Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
Study While Others Are Sleeping,
Work While Other Are Lazing,
Prepare While Others Are Playin
And Dream While Others Are Sleeping.
This Is A Surest Way To Success.
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
um jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
What is the height of hope?
It is sitting in the examination hall,
holding d question paper in hand and telling yourself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!” ;)
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR
Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.
Medical Student : 12 Ghanta
CA Student : 10 Ghanta
MBA Student : 8 Ghanta
Law Student : 6 Ghanta
BBA Student : 3 Ghanta
B.Com Student : 2 Ghanta
B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta
Engineering Student : GHANTA
Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”
Father:Nalaik paros ki larki ko dekh wo 1st aai hy.
Sonface-surprise.png r kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail ho gia hun.
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P
Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,
But
The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..
AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:
Here’s Wishing You
All The Best For Your Exams.
May You Succeed
In Everything You Do!
In Exams…
Students Ka Naara
Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay