पप्पू ने ढाबा खोला.
ग्राहक - मेरी चाय मै मक्खी डूब कर मरी पड़ी है |
पप्पू - तो क्या करू ?
मै ढाबा चलाऊ या इन्हे तैरना सीखाऊँ |
एक लड़की पुल के ऊपर से छलांग लगाने ही वाली थी
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कि पप्पू बाइक से आकर उसके पास रुका और बोला,"
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अगर तुम आत्महत्या करने जा ही रही हो
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तो मुझे एक लंबी किस (चुंबन) देती जाओ।"
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वो लड़की तैयार हो गई फिर उसने इतनी लंबी किस दी
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कि वैसी किस पप्पू ने पहले कभी किसी से नहीं ली थी।
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फिर पप्पू ने लड़की से आत्महत्या करने का कारण पूछा
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तो लड़की ने कहा, " मेरा नाम बबलू है और मेरे घर वालों को पसंद नहीं कि मैं लड़की बनकर घूमूं।"
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पप्पू बेहोश, बबलू मदहोश।
Read slowly...you will laugh-
Five facts about You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
1. You are so lazy, You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice i put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are forwarding this to others who are like 'YOU'
Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
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PAPPU: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
When watching tv with parents....
Utv movies- jism 2
B4U - murder
Set max- dirty picture
ZEE - ragini mms...
Advertisements..
-Sunny leone's Manforce condom
-wildstone deo woo women
-sexy girl advertising for bra...
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Me when watching tv alone...
UTV movies- Ghar sansar...
Set max- sooryavansham
Zee-Vivah
B4U- Hum aapke hain kaun...
Advertisement
-champa agarbatti
-prestige cooker
-surya bulbs...
Class teacher pareshan hokar Pappu ki shikayat principal se karne jate hai.
Class Teacher: Sir yeh Pappu ka kuch karo. Din badin bahut badmash hote ja raha hai woh. Pappu ko mein aur nahin jhel sakta. Ab action lene ka waqt aa gaya hai.
Principal: To bolo, kya action lu?
Teacher: Mera tabadala karva do!
Teacher to Pappu : Why are u late?
all ur classmates came to class on
time.
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Student : Jhund me kutte ate hain
sir.. sher to akela ata hai.
Teacher: What is a verb?
Pappu: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Pappu: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Pappu: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Pappu: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Pappu: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Pappu: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Pappu: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Pappu: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Pappu: It is a prayer sir!
पप्पू एक कंपनी में नौकरी के लिये इंटरव्यू देने
गया।
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बॉस: सबसे पहले मैं तुम्हारी english चेक करूंगा …
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चलो GOOD का विलोम शब्द बताओ?
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PAPPU: Bad.
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BOSS: Come
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PAPPU: Go.
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BOSS: Ugly?
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PAPPU: Pichhlli.
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BOSS: Pichli?
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PAPPU: UGLY.
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BOSS: Shut Up !
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PAPPU: Keep talking.
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BOSS: Ok, now stop all this
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PAPPU: Ok, now carry on all This.
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BOSS: अबे, चुप हो जा..चुप हो जा…चुप हो जा
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PAPPU: अबे बोलता जा ..बोलता जा..बोलता जा.
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BOSS: अरे, यार.
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PAPPU: अरे दुशमन.
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BOSS: Get Out
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PAPPU: Come In.
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BOSS: Oh my God.
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PAPPU: Oh, my devil.
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BOSS: shhhhhhh..
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PAPPU: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
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BOSS: मेरे बाप चुप होजा..
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PAPPU: मेरे बेटे बोलता रह ..
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BOSS: You are rejected
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PAPPU: I am selected.
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BOSS: प्रभु आपके चरण कहाँ है
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PAPPU: वत्स कण कण मेँ मेरे चरण है….
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BOSS: SHOCKED
PAPPU: ROCKED