English Class -
Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with
dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad ayi hogi
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
बहनकी बिदाई पर छोटा भाई बोला:
“पापा,दीदी रो रही है लेकीन जीजु तो नही रो रहे !”
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“बेटा,दीदी गेट तक रोएगी,जीजु कब्र तक रोएगा...
A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book
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Dear Maths,
Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself..!!
Intelligent Son..
12th Pass krne ke baad..
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Father: Ab tum kya krna chahte ho?
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Boy: "BBA"
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Father: Very good!! par ye "BBA" hota
kya hai??
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Boy: "Biwi ki Baho me Aaram"