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English Class - Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad ayi hogi

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

बहनकी बिदाई पर छोटा भाई बोला: “पापा,दीदी रो रही है लेकीन जीजु तो नही रो रहे !” . “बेटा,दीदी गेट तक रोएगी,जीजु कब्र तक रोएगा...

A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book . . . . . . . . . . . Dear Maths, Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself..!!

Intelligent Son.. 12th Pass krne ke baad.. . Father: Ab tum kya krna chahte ho? . Boy: "BBA" . Father: Very good!! par ye "BBA" hota kya hai?? . Boy: "Biwi ki Baho me Aaram"

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