Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni biwi ko piche se karne laga
Biwi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.
Santa-tumhe kaise pata.
Biwi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.
Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the to piche se kiya tha...........
Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell
Baja Raha Tha.
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein
Gusse Se Boli:
“Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi
Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo
Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai"
Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God…O God'…
Boy During Sex: Kyu na hum shadi kar lein,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken hai.
Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory ke Maalik banane ki koshish na karo.