Jokes

      
                                    

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo. Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? . . . . . . . . . . . THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO .......HA HA HA...

A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book . . . . . . . . . . . Dear Maths, Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself..!!

Once Chintoo was busy reading the prices of shares on TV. Suddenly, his servant came and shouted: Sir your wife fell down. Chintoo : Sell her immediately.

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? . . . . . Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. . . . . . Maine to uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha. Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?” Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“

TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai Guess What? Socho? . . . . . . . Nahi Pata? Arre Dono Jagah.. "DHONI" hai

पप्पू ने ढाबा खोला. ग्राहक - मेरी चाय मै मक्खी डूब कर मरी पड़ी है | पप्पू - तो क्या करू ? मै ढाबा चलाऊ या इन्हे तैरना सीखाऊँ |

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, " I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata. Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata!!!

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."

पति : सब्जी मे नमक क्यो नही है ? पत्नी : वो सब्जी थोड़ी जल गई थी न I पति : तो नमक क्यो नही डाला ? पत्नी : हम लोग जले पर नमक नही छिड़कते हैं।

वाइफ कंप्यूटर पर काम करते हुए अपने पति से बोली कोई अच्छा पासवर्ड बताना.? पति : “लंड”. वाइफ हंस-हंस कर कुर्सी से गिर पड़ी क्योंकि कंप्यूटर बोला “आपका पासवर्ड छोटा है....

Chintoo mobile company mein job lene gaya, pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene par usko bhaga diya. Sawal tha...Sabse famous network kaunsa hai?....... Chintoo: CARTOON NETWORK

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