पप्पू जी होटल में गया
खाने का order किया
खाने के बाद bill pay किया.!!
.
.
फिर अचानक waiter के
पास गया.!!
.
.
कहने लगा- खीरे के दो टुकड़े
रोज़ आंखों मे लगाया करो
रात को मेथी पानी में भिगोकर
सुबह छानकर पिया करो.!!
.
.
Waiter ने,
हैरान होकर पूछा कि यह सब आप
मुझे क्यों बता रबे हैं.!!
.
.
पप्पू जी ने कहा- मुझे किसी ने,
कहा था कि payment देने के बाद
waiter को tip जरूर देना
Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Pappu Use Ghur Raha Tha! .
Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? .
Pappu 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
राहुल गांधी ने तो अबकी बार हद ही कर दी,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
पूछा की
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
की जब पुलिस लाठीचार्ज करती हैं तो चार्जर कौन सी कंपनी का
उपयोग करती हैं……
😐😐🔌🔌🔌
When watching tv with parents....
Utv movies- jism 2
B4U - murder
Set max- dirty picture
ZEE - ragini mms...
Advertisements..
-Sunny leone's Manforce condom
-wildstone deo woo women
-sexy girl advertising for bra...
....................................
Me when watching tv alone...
UTV movies- Ghar sansar...
Set max- sooryavansham
Zee-Vivah
B4U- Hum aapke hain kaun...
Advertisement
-champa agarbatti
-prestige cooker
-surya bulbs...
Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
PAPPU: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny and strange. When I lost my bag there was a 500 rupee note in it. Now there are ten 50 rupee notes."
Pappu quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
Read slowly...you will laugh-
Five facts about You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
1. You are so lazy, You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice i put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are forwarding this to others who are like 'YOU'
Teacher: Pappu, batao. 'Eiffel Tower' kidhar hai?
Pappu: TV mein. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha.
Teacher: Kambakht. Mein city ki baat kar raha hoon...city ki. Woh 'paris' mein hai.
Pappu: Sorry sir.
Teacher: Ab batao ki 'niagara falls' kidhar hai?
Pappu: Mere mobile mein. Dekho yeh photo!
Teacher: Arey badmash. Mein country ki baat kar raha hoon country ki.
Pappu: Sorry sir.
Teacher: Yeh batao ki 'statue of liberty' kidhar hai? Aur iska jawab theek se dena.
Pappu: Paani mein!
पप्पू एक कंपनी में नौकरी के लिये इंटरव्यू देने
गया।
.
बॉस: सबसे पहले मैं तुम्हारी english चेक करूंगा …
.
चलो GOOD का विलोम शब्द बताओ?
.
PAPPU: Bad.
.
BOSS: Come
.
PAPPU: Go.
.
BOSS: Ugly?
.
PAPPU: Pichhlli.
.
BOSS: Pichli?
.
PAPPU: UGLY.
.
BOSS: Shut Up !
.
PAPPU: Keep talking.
.
BOSS: Ok, now stop all this
.
PAPPU: Ok, now carry on all This.
.
BOSS: अबे, चुप हो जा..चुप हो जा…चुप हो जा
.
PAPPU: अबे बोलता जा ..बोलता जा..बोलता जा.
.
BOSS: अरे, यार.
.
PAPPU: अरे दुशमन.
.
BOSS: Get Out
.
PAPPU: Come In.
.
BOSS: Oh my God.
.
PAPPU: Oh, my devil.
.
BOSS: shhhhhhh..
.
PAPPU: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
.
BOSS: मेरे बाप चुप होजा..
.
PAPPU: मेरे बेटे बोलता रह ..
.
BOSS: You are rejected
.
PAPPU: I am selected.
.
BOSS: प्रभु आपके चरण कहाँ है
.
PAPPU: वत्स कण कण मेँ मेरे चरण है….
.
BOSS: SHOCKED
PAPPU: ROCKED